"you can’t ship that, that character has canon interaction with the opposite sex"
IS THIS REAL LIFE???? REALLY??? YOU MIGHT WRITE IT????? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE WRITE IT OMG
I mean i have the plot for the next chapter planned out.
(spoiler alert: There is fake dating)
#this is ABUSE#this is not a ‘brotherly’ fight#dean is using sam as a punching bag because he’s angry#sam’s reaction makes it clear that this is not new behavoir#this is a pattern#sam expects dean to act this way#this isn’t just because dean’s messed up from hell#we’ve seen him do it before#he’ll do it again#there are literally no excuses for this#NONE#it doesn’t matter that sam is physically strong#or that it seems like he can ‘take it’ (which is a gross statement anyways)#there is never a justifiable reason to treat another human being like this
No but what if James had a terrible fear of dogs and so while they are figuring out their animagus forms Sirius does it properly for the first time and James goes white as a sheet, and Sirius turns back “oh god oh god I’m so sorry.”
But then James calms down and he realizes that actually this is a good thing because he can trust this dog and they actually get him over his fear together and then James is like “I want SEVEN dogs.” and everyone just groans. “James, no…” “SEVEN DOGS!!”
"The shitstain’s fine, crank it Stark."
… Ever seem like Sam just can’t win?
The song hallelujah always makes me cry but it also makes me think of Shrek???