GIVE ME A TITLE IN MY ASKBOX
- QUEEN/KING OF _____???
- PRINCESS/PRINCE OF _____???
- EMPRESS/EMPEROR OF _____???
- HEIR TO _____???
- GOD/GODDESS OF _____???
- OVERLORD OF _____???
- GUARDIAN/PROTECTOR OF ____???
- THE PATRON SAINT OF ____???
- MASTER/MISTRESS OF ____???
Doctor Who MBTI Chart
Apparently I’m the TARDIS. I am okay with this.
I am also the TARDIS.
And I’m the TARDIS as well! (Don’t agree with the typing of Clara, though…)
I am…. Amy Pond? Not sure I would class her as an introvert, but hey. Hello to any fellow INFJs out there!
Apparently I’m the Ninth Doctor now?
the highlighted area is where Jason Derulo knows what the girls want. london to taiwan.new york to haiti
greenland is right out
ummm no offense but new york to haiti should be measured as the area between the two latitudes, not the longitudes. this graph is incorrect and vastly underestimates the total region of the earth in which Jason Derulo knows what the girls want
Even measuring that way, Greenland remains right out, as does the entirity of Brazil.
Have we considered measuring by neither latitude nor longitude but in all area that would extend perpendicular from the diagonal of the two places?
There are many different interpretations of the data, and until more is available, we ought not conclude anything at this point.
In light of that, I posit this alternative map of regions where Jason Derulo is potentially claiming where he knows what girls want:
As we can see, if we assume that model, the vast majority of the area where Jason Derulo knows what girls want is either open ocean (the Atlantic, the Mediterranean Sea) or sparsely populated (the northern Sahara, the northern Arabian Desert, various desert portions of Iran and Afghanistan, and the southern Tibetan Plateau). Four of the ten most populated countries on the planet have no territory in it (Nigeria, Brazil, Japan, and Indonesia), and two which do have relatively little territory in it (the US and Russia). It is suggested that for all his boasting, Jason Derulo does not know what a probable majority of the world’s girls want.
Perhaps Jason Derulo’s intention was never to proclaim to be omnipotent to the interests of the female gender. Perhaps he was instead expressing his humanity, or the limits of his knowledge. I applaud Jason Derulo. Jason Derulo is not just another 2 dimensional character. Jason Derulo has depth.Jason Derulo has limitations and has come to terms with them. Jason Derulo knows Jason Derulo. Thats why he makes it a point to say his name so much.
my phone broke
I present to you a puppy eating watermelon.
I can’t stop thinking about this
Marvel’s Chris trifecta
You mean Marvels Chrisis
someone send me ice cream im dying
i live in texas and both of our a/c units are out
Omg the “Yes! Sam stans will have to call into question everything they’ve been saying about Sam, I really want this!” bullshit today after that article.
You have to realize that the whole reason you can even say this is because current Sam fans have finally been given the opportunity — as Dean has become textually darker and darker — to say “Please won’t someone question what they have been saying about Dean this whole time.” I mean your complaint boils down to “I want these guys to do the thing they’ve been asking the rest of us to do for months, even though we totally didn’t do the thing they asked.” Has Dean’s descent into demonhood, a thing he did to himself, an entire arc set up by the narrative to expose these really unpretty parts of Dean — has that caused you to question what you understand of Dean? Because all I see from this corner of Tumblr is “those Sam Stans need to stop bitching and see that their fave isn’t awesome as they think he is, hang on, let me go talk about how interesting and cool and understandable Dean’s current obviously dark arc is, and also pre-fab some excuses why everything he does as a demon is okay because ~Sammy and ~Deanpain to stick in my queue starting Oct 7.” I’m being really sarcastic and wretched, I know, but I’m so riled you have no idea.
The thing is, what y’all Dean fans have to look forward to is yet more interesting headspace for your character, who will be exonerated by fandom at large and by the narrative itself. We Sam fans are just staring down the barrel of more Sam hate and vitriol, and it is not. Fun. I read a thing like that and go, awesome, more shit to deal with. Your responses to the disappointed sighs of Sam fans are devoid of sympathy for someone on our side of the fence, aside from whatever you want to think our interpretations of the character are.
Speaking of — FFS like we don’t know what our fave is about. We know he’s a lethal killer, man. We know he’s a fucking smart mastermind. We’ve been telling the show to understand that for seasons. We aren’t the ones making him into Dean’s child or saying he needs to grow up and learn or see things from Dean’s point of view for once. He doesn’t need to do that shit, he knows that shit all ready. We know that. Christ I’m so riled up now.
I mean really, what do you think we want for Sam? Tea and biscuits? Sure, the genesis of the curtainfic trope comes from wanting to see faves happy for once, but I don’t know anyone who wants that to happen in the actual show. We want Sam to be a badass. But we want him to do it his way, defineably Sam the way he has been defined from “Pilot,” by his brains, his forethought, and his desperation. He doesn’t have to go “dark” to be interesting, and ps, he’s already done that and it was a shitstorm from which his character hasn’t recovered, in fandom or the narrative or even the population of the narrative (Dean). We are looking for him to be an unmitigated badass, but we also know what’s coming, and we’re the ones who will have to deal with the bullshit that will spew into the Sam tag.
This shit is why I follow exactly two “bi-bro” fans. If it was just one person, I woulda just passed it on by, but this shit is everywhere right now. Man I might need to unfollow people, and I really don’t wanna do that. Please treat fellow fans the way you’d like to be treated if you were in their position.
#the tone of this is pretty great#i like it#bitter sam girl here#’like we don’t know what our fav is about’#fucking RIGHT#we get it#we aren’t stupid#we just don’t want him to contradict himself and be less like himself and more like DEAN#so yeah go the fuck away with your dumb attitude
I’m impressed by Penny’s argument
can the show just be the three of them
the show should be just the three of them
I honestly think the show with these three would be amazing